I was with Mii, my cousin, and she started singing this. I thought you guy should hear it.
My cousin, Mi, got the most grorgeous guy at her school to be her valentine. All the other Valentine couples were going out after school. He disapeared on her and left her there, loveless, waiting for him to come out of the school. When I went to pick her up I said “happy Valentines Day, Mimi!”
She picked up her bag, threw it into my car, and said “Happy fucking Valentines Day! MY VALENTINE IS NOW NO ONE!”
She had been so excited when he said “yes I’ll be your valentine.” that she forgot to ask him to hang out after school. She is now celebrating ‘AntiValentines Day’.
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Lavender my dear,
I give you this rose to show my love.
I give you my heart to show my happiness.
I would give you the moon to show my loyalty.
I would do anything for you.
I don’t ever want to leave your side.
So my love, will you become Mrs. Lavender Pentry?
Caught Nibbles sleeping when I got home from work today. Work is do much more….interesting… Now that Sherlock and Watson are taking all of the cases. So much cooler.
And bought her this ring.
I bought Lav this charm bracelet for her birthday. I’m pretty sure she likes it ;)
Shasta wouldn’t move off the blanket. Yes, my blanket is pink with orange and green flowers and stripes
This guy needs to be my best friend
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Nibbles was at the Cafe with me today. I won’t allways be home so I am trying to spend as much time with Nibbles and my LavLav as possible. I might possibly have a certain question for my Lav Lav ;)
Umm…what’s that?
I know that I’m one of those people who likes to sleep in a separate bedroom than my ‘lover’ but i have decided to…….ask you to move in with me! You know like we were at the last house but…in the same bedroom. I’m sorry if I get a little obsessed with organizing and moving everything, but I love you and we can have an area for our pups. I know you want to stay with your mother but it’s nice having someone human living here. I would love waking up to see your beautiful face every morning before leaving for work. Please say yes my darling.
Um…can we date first? Then we’ll talk.
Again? Ok I guess?
No, still, I mean. We need to date a bit longer before I say yes to that, Artie.
Ahh, i get it. Can i get a flatmate? Would that be fine my darling?
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24, Police officer at Scotland Yard, Avid Reader, Bi, In a relationship, I love crossword puzzles, chocolate, pups, and not talking about parents. Please, just don't. Ciao!
